Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Say What Again

A quote by any other name is still a quote. I can't help it. Narry a day goes by (who talks like that?) that I don't throw out five quotes from my favorite movies. One of my favorite alltime quotes is from one of my alltime favorite movies, Pulp Fiction. If you've seen the movie, you know it. I like the quote so much, I carry it in my wallet.  If Tim Roth (a.k.a. Pumpkin) had to reach in the pillow case to retrieve my wallet, Jules and I would have the same exact wallet. It was a gift, I'm not that full of myself. If you havent seen the movie, I'll warn you, it aint for everyone. If your squeemish and never intend to watch it,(uncut or not at all), I'll give you the shortened cliff note version, or you can click on the link and watch the clip for yourself.
 
Jules' speech from Ezekiel 25:17:
'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'
This is actually not directly from Ezekiel 25:17 and in fact, only the last sentence and part of the second last sentence will be found there.
 
 
During one of my last concussions (5 total), asside from ordering large fries and a cherry coke, I thought I recalled having a conversation, or should I say CONFABULATION, with The Cat in the Hat. I told him I would love to hear Samual L Jackson's character Jules Winfield, do a dramatic reading of Shel Silverstein's, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out. What do you think?
 
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout
Would not take the garbage out!
She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,
Candy the yams and spice the hams,
And though her daddy would scream and shout,
She simply would not take the garbage out.
And so it piled up to the ceilings:
Coffee grounds, potato peelings,
Brown bananas, rotten peas,
Chunks of sour cottage cheese.
It filled the can, it covered the floor,
It cracked the window and blocked the door
With bacon rinds and chicken bones,
Drippy ends of ice cream cones,
Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel,
Gloppy glumps of cold oatmeal,
Pizza crusts and withered greens,
Soggy beans and tangerines,
Crusts of black burned buttered toast,
Gristly bits of beefy roasts. . .
The garbage rolled on down the hall,
It raised the roof, it broke the wall. . .
Greasy napkins, cookie crumbs,
Globs of gooey bubble gum,
Cellophane from green baloney,
Rubbery blubbery macaroni,
Peanut butter, caked and dry,
Curdled milk and crusts of pie,
Moldy melons, dried-up mustard,
Eggshells mixed with lemon custard,
Cold french fried and rancid meat,
Yellow lumps of Cream of Wheat.
At last the garbage reached so high
That it finally touched the sky.
And all the neighbors moved away,
And none of her friends would come to play.
And finally Sarah Cynthia Stout said,
"OK, I'll take the garbage out!"
But then, of course, it was too late. . .
The garbage reached across the state,
From New York to the Golden Gate.
And there, in the garbage she did hate,
Poor Sarah met an awful fate,
That I cannot now relate
Because the hour is much too late.
But children, remember Sarah Stout
And always take the garbage out!

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